Sunday, January 28, 2007

She's 21?



K.N in her element.

Errrr....happy belated birthday woman!

Thanks for remaining single + desperate. Whenever I feel depressed & suicidal, I think of you. And I know that I am not alone....

So much for our 'Lose 5kg before 21' pact...hahaha.
What a joke. We really were too ambitious.

You're crazy, blur-like-sotong & horny. But you're also very giving, forgiving & hilarious. That's why I love you. And that's also why you're single. Cos guys are stupid, and they never know good stuff when they see it. Not like you need them anywayyyy.

So cheers to my fellow virginal @ 21?....



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Saturday, January 27, 2007

Amazing Circus Act!...Please DO NOT try this at home.

Mother Nature Beckons

So the PPBC Youth decided to heed the call of Mother Nature, and went river hiking in Sungai Ciling. One of those rare moments when you get to connect with nature and leave the complexity of life behind.

It was exhilirating!
We hiked into the deep forrest, trudging through mud and all. Scratches, insect bites & heavy currents from the river were few of the challenges that awaited us. But it was so worth it.

Have you heard that Shell Ad? The one that goes
"Take me to the water...Take me to the water....take me to...."
Yeah, I really felt like that....

Leech Bites. Grand Total = ZERO
You know why? Cos I practically soaked myself in insect repellant. Ha ha ha! Leeches are such suckers. Pun not intended.


Her holiness in exhortation 'Praise God from whom, all blessings flow'....

Awwwww....me chiqas. Hike hike hike, stop 'Wait! Take picture! Take picture'...

After what seemed like eternal hike, we finally reached the waterfall. It's even more breathtaking when you're actually standing there. I've never seen anything quite like it.

>.>.>.>.Drying under the sun. It was H.O.T.

>.>.>.> Yes, there were alot of semi nude people....

>.>.>.> They were everywhere!

>.>.>.>.> LUNCH...sun baked cheezels.




Sun baked Lisa
=(
I am so so burnt
It is so so painful...But I think it was worth it lah.


In the words of UMeng, "You are Sheila, the warior princess..."



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Thursday, January 25, 2007

Goodbye, and see you soon.

Death is a morbid thing if you don't know where the person's soul is going.
But since I know she is in heaven with Jesus, death is just 'Goodbye, and see you soon'.

My unmarried Aunt Sally passed away, after suffering from cancer.
She was in such intense pain, it's better now that she's in heaven. Basking in the glory of God.

The place smelled like flowers. Everyone spoke in hushed whispers. Sadness lingered in the air.

It was my third time in PJ Modern Casket, but my first time going there as family. Grandfather was shattered. I've never seen my dear old Ah Kong in such bad shape. Made me wanna cry too. . It must be so hard for him, which parent would expect their child to go before them?

Not everyone is strong.
My Aunt Poh Yen is strong, they used to say I remind them of her.
But how do you grief, and wear a smile at the same time?
How do you remain unaffected but not emotionless?
Should I smile?
Should I frown?
Do I remain silent?
When should I speak?
What should I say?

Death is a morbid thing if you don't know where the person's soul is going.
But I know. I chose to dwell on what little memory I had left of her.


She was the hottest of the 6 Aunts. She was really pretty, I remember always looking at her and thinking to myself about how I'd never be able to look like her. Well, I don't. I remember how when she went to Holland, she bought me this necklace that had a windmill pendant. I remember how she had and incredibly infectious giggle...I remember how she cried when I baked her cookies last Christmas. She was already very sick.

I heard a grand-aunt say "Tsk, such a waste".
Fourty six is an early age to die. That's why we should live everyday like it's our last. I need to show people I appreciate them more, I should learn to give more and let go more. I don't want to be afraid of death. If God had to take me now, I want to be ready.

Afterall, death is only morbid if you don't go to see Jesus.


Thanks Aunty Sally for helping me to realize that...I'll miss you.





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Wednesday, January 17, 2007


Did you hear?! Did you hear?! Boyz II Men are coming to town!!!!!!!

Yah, damn old school right. Name also damn corny. But I like. I don't care.
Everytime a Boyz II Men song plays on the radio, it brings back so many memories of the good ol' days when songs were actually sing along-able.

If you you didnt catch the Moffatts craze and didnt buy platform shoes just because Spice Girls wore them...then, you probably wouldn't know how big a hit 'One Sweet Day' was.

And that- is a a real waste.....

Boyz II Men are one of the few truly talented boybands....

...who are not gay. No offence if you like Il Divo. But- I can never understand why they have to wear suits all the time. ALL.THE.TIME.

Since Boyz II Men weren't exactly hot..

........Ughhh....

You had to like them for their music!

According to my good friend Wiki :
"Based on sales, Boyz II Men is one of the most successful
boygroups of all time. It has recorded five #1 R&B hits between 1992 and 1997 and has since sold more than 85 million records. Three of its #1 hits, "End of the Road", "I'll Make Love to You", and "One Sweet Day" (a duet with Mariah Carey), set and broke records for the longest period of time a single remained at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100."

They were pretty damn good if you ask me.
Too bad they don't produce much good stuff anymore.
Like any artist- their era is over.

I'm really glad N'Sync's era is long gone too. BYE BYE BYE!!



So, anybody interested?
We go Boyz II Men concert and I bring glowstick.Heh... I'm only going with people who know the lyrics to their songs! Call me if you fit the bill.



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Thursday, January 11, 2007

60 and still counting

Let me introduce you to Mr Chee...



This is Mr Chee.
He is 60 years old. He is a Gong-Gong.
And he is my classmate.

I kid you not.

I see him every Monday and Wednesday, he'd trudge into class [usually late] lugging his trusty brown leather suitcase. There's always a seat left empty for Mr Chee...and if he's extra extra late. Someone will go, "Eh. Where's Mr Chee?". Then a chorus of "Yah. Where's he ah?" would ensue....

I guess, we're really quite fond of him.

I'd be lying if I said the first time I saw him in class, I didnt feel wierd.
He's damn old okayyy!

I've only just turned 21 and I already wish I could retire, claim my EPF money and go to Barbados and get a damn hot tan.

So why? Why study law at 60?!

At first glance, he doesn't strike you as the incredibly witty, highly intelligent I-have-3 Nobel prizes-sitting-on-my-shelf type. For the lack of better words- he can be quite the stoner. But I guess, the older you grow, the stoner you get? My grandmother can be quite stone sometimes. And no-I haven't seen any Marijuana growing out of her flower pots.

During his hey days, Mr Chee was an aircraft engineer, he worked with the airforce.

"All the pretty girls ran away from me last time, because I was poor"

Soon, he got married- to a pretty lady I presume. And had children.

"When you make your first million, you won't stop there..."

Years later, he had a fantastic business opportunity and seized it. Mr Chee is the pioneer of Bacfree water filters in Malaysia. And today, he has more than a million.

"It's not whether you can save money. It's whether you can make it. Spend some, make more"

Said like a true blue China Man, you will not find a more accurate example. He will give the native Chinese a run for their money.

"I want to learn something new. And I like to read, and Law is a very interesting subject! As long as you can learn, you should not stop learning"

Even though half the time he has no idea what we're laughing about-he tries his best to join our sex-versations. And it's damn funny when he tries.

"Let me tell you something, it's not about the size. It's about the feeling".

HA?!! No meaning wan....?????

Left us all in stitches.
It's hilarious how he doesn't know how funny he is.

As wierd as it may seem, class would not be complete without Mr Chee. He is an integral part, and he's one of us...long live Mr Chee! You should meet him someday.






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Tuesday, January 09, 2007

within an inch of perfection

"Sexual attraction really does depend on size — but the dimension that makes the crucial difference is height, scientists have found"....click here for report on the study.

He may have got his blushing bride to wear flat shoes on their wedding day but there's no denying it- Tom Cruise is a good seven inches short of satisfying Katie Holmes! But this isn't a revelation for just little Tom and his wife Kate- women the world over will be sizing up their partners followish Polish anthropologist Boguslaw Pawlowski's shock findings.

..............Tom Thumb and the too-hot-for-tom Katie.


Pawlowski and his expert team have discovered that size really does matter and that respective heights of a couple holds the key to their romantic and sexual attraction. After studying 600 men and women aged 19-50, scientists worked out the formula for the perfect couple.

1 : 1.09

Meaning, the man needs to be 1.09 times taller than his woman to be her perfect match!

The study suggests women seek moderately taller men for security and fertility, while men feel more comfotable looking down on women.

Says Palowski "Our results show both me & women adjust their preferences to reflect their own physique. Relatively taller men, and relatively shorter women, have higher reproductive success (to produce children of a more average size children). Thus both sexes, irrespective of their own size should aim for this characteristic in the opposite sex"


A perfect score of 5'6 and 5'11

Mr and Mrs Russell Crowe. Another perfect-height example.


So girls. Get out your calculators and measuring tapes!
I don't know how bullshit this study is. But it doesn hurt to know right?
According to the study, my perfect match is....KEANU REEVES!!!!!!!

Standing tall at 6'1, we'd make perfect kids. He's mine! He's mine!



*excerpts from Cleo Janury 2007



Thursday, January 04, 2007

Hahahahhaaa...

Damn Funny!

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

One thing I never get is...
What's the difference between

"BEE HOON" & "MEE HOON"

Which is the right term?...







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Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Sweet Success


Not everyday is a success story
But today is exceptional.

I MADE IT!

I have a Diploma in Music!

It's surreal. You won't believe how I totally don't believe this is happening.
This is the best new years + birthday present ever! Ever!
*beaming*

Ahhh...God is faithful. And I can testify to that.
In my weaknesses He is strong.
And this, my friends is how real God is to me.
When all hope was lost, and all else failed- He can.

"He is able to do exceedingly abundantly beyond all that we can ever ask or think"
Eph 3:20



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