the tan's of lisa

An awful poem...

Envyno, March 22 1987

Sueyin this day is the big-two-oh,
(We shan't dispute a year or more)
However, Sueyin, be not troubled,
Although thy size and years are doubled,
Since first I saw thee at seven,
The brightest virgin on the green;


We laughed together and played 'office' games,
Whnever upset, we'd call each other names,
Now Dear Sueyin two decades old,
Full of grace and yet very bold,
I love you more than my new black pumps,
I'm glad we got thru all those bumps,

I'm sorry this poem totally doesn't rhyme,
Because I have a test & I don't have time,
I know you've always stood by me,
Oogly or not-best friends we'll be!


....Not in our element. Love you Babe!




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posted by lisathetan @ 2:29 AM 0 comments

Colours in Layers

I had the most interesting-in-a-peculiar-way cake. I've never seen anything quite like it.

The colours reminded me of Pocahontas abit. The whole thing looks very tribal. Hmmm...
You just wanna eat it only cos you're so damn curious.

The whole time, the only things runnning thru my brain was :

1. It tastes like layer cake -_-
2. Wonder if the colouring will kill me if I had it for tea everyday?
3. Dammit, how do they make these layers??

I don't know where these alien cakes came from. But it was a cheap thrill for me lorrr...coloured my world. Pffftttt....




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posted by lisathetan @ 10:29 AM 0 comments

Are babies the latest fad?

You know, I'm a tabloid junkie. And I love to read trash. So forgive me for trash talking.


What's with this 'sudden boom in celeb babies'? Apparently, having a baby slung on one shoulder is trendier than a designer bag. Babies are like accesories?. All of a sudden, every woman in tinseltown is pregnant! [the latest being Nicole Kidman, who allegedly has been spotted with a swelled belly. GASP!]. Pictures of celebrity babies are selling like hot cross buns! They're all over! People can't get enough of them. Even me. Cute whatttt....

You can give them bizzare names like Apple [Mommy Gyneth Paltrow + Daddy Chris Martin Coldplay] and no one will bat an eyelash. Jamie Oliver named his kids Daisy Boo and Poppy Honey. How fun!

Afterall, it's not much of a liabilty. "When I feel like cuddling my baby, I will. When I don't feel like it, I can just get my 12 buttlers to watch her. I'll bundle her up in the latest baby designer wear and get those cute lil' Adidas booties and then the press will take lots of pictures of us, and I will look like a great mom".



There's alot of talk about Shiloh Jolie-Pitt v Suri Cruise. Both Shiloh and Suri have already been put to work. Both babies have been featured on the front cover of tabloids. Apparently, from the photoshoots- both Shiloh and Suri received their first paycheck of approximately USD$5-7mil each.

The difference? Angelina donated all $5mil from the People photoshoot to charity while the bucks Tom received from Vanity Fair was tucked away safely in this pocket. But she's still gorgeous that Suri...

................Shiloh and Suri




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posted by lisathetan @ 12:19 AM 0 comments

Do U Smell a Fish?

The country's SPM top scorer. Nadia Amira from somewhere. Read the full report

I remember a few years back when I heard about that chinese girl who scored 16A's, I was very impressed. I even kinda liked her! What a whiz kid!

Then the years followed, someone got 17A's- wasn't a surprise. Then someone got 18A's- I didnt really care.

But today, I open the papers and some minah got 19A's!!! Hmm, I smell a big. fat. fish.

Are they getting smarter, or is the paper getting easier, or is Cik Nadia the second cousin twice removed of someone in the Jabatan Stinky Peperiksaan? Or is this some lame attempt by the govt to SPUR bumi students to work harder so they can get A's left and right?

Yeah, I know I shouldn't try to play Inspector Gadget. But NINETEEN you know! NINE freaking TEEN! You know how many I did? NINE, that also wanna die edi.

Do you think she's a mutant?

Now, I'm not saying that she's not clever and hardworking and all. I'm sure she is, in fact- I hear she's coming to Kolej Ananth and she's vying for the King's Scholarship.

You go girl!!



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posted by lisathetan @ 3:28 AM 2 comments

I. Love. To. Bake.

Ladies & gentleman, presenting to you my baby-Look! I made Egg Tarts! Not bad for a first attempt eh? I think they look pretty decent compared to some of the things that have come out from my oven. Yay! Yay! Yay!...It's the thrill you get from baking...beats shopping. I think. Dammit. I'm so domesticated

-_-

Thats a good thing to be right? Right? RIGHT?!









So anyway, I was so happy with my egg tarts that I decided, what the heck, why dont go all the way? And made a cheesecake...So now you know the composition of my shit for this week. Well, lucky you! HaHa.






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posted by lisathetan @ 6:43 AM 0 comments

Go ahead, Pick my brain.

I had tea with Jen that day. And then she asked me what my life's dream is.

I took 2 seconds to think, and not-to-my-surprise realized that I didnt have one.

I don't have dreams of earning my first million by 30, or to sky-dive one day, or to have ten kids and a small ass, or to shake Oprah's hand.

I'm not a dreamer. Well, hardly.

For some reason- I don't possess the ability to think long term. Maybe I'm too much of a skeptic? I'm losing out? Am I?

"Everyone needs to have a dream!" Jen quipped.

In return, I asked her what her dream was. Without a moment's hesitation, she told me "When I die, I want to be remembered as someone the broken, rejected, and hopeless can turn to. I want to be remembered as someone who carried out my Father's will".

As cliche as it may sound, if you know Jen, you'll know the difference between lip service and actually walking the talk. Her life is a picture of devotion to God. It's not cliche when you can see the fruits.

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will I be so bold as to put this up?...

Talking to Jen helped me realize that I want that to be my dream also! Like Oswald Chambers who called himself 'abandoned to God', I want to be totally and wholly abandoned to my Father. It will be a long hard road, and I am far from perfection.

Call me idealistic, but at least I have a dream to work on. Thanks Jen...



Acts 20 : ²⁴However, I consider my life worth nothing to me, if only I may finish the race and complete the task the Lord Jesus has given me—the task of testifying to the gospel of God's grace.





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posted by lisathetan @ 7:46 PM 2 comments

Balderdash...

Just the other day, I was somewhere in SS2 catching up with an old friend. When I scanned through the menu for something to quench my insatiable thirst, I noticed that this particular coffee shop had a rather crude sounding name for a drink.



Strangely, it reminded me of the menu you would usually find in bars...



Coffee shop or not, must not lose out huh?




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posted by lisathetan @ 1:07 AM 0 comments

Angie scored bigtime

A hot baby on a hot man.
Now, how often do you see that?

Brad, I'd have your baby in a heartbeat...




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posted by lisathetan @ 10:32 AM 0 comments