Friday, May 18, 2007

Lisa De-stresses


It's a loverly day! Even though the sun is merciless, and rashes are starting to form all over me, and my hair feels greasy and my first paper is like, 13days away....it's still all fine and dandy.

Ahhh, the smell of freshly baked cookies, always therapeutic.

I dumped fistfuls of muesli and cornflakes into my mixing bowl, and out came this. I won't say they are incredible, because that will just be too narcissistic of me...

They just kick ass.





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Monday, May 14, 2007

Boy Toys...not!

I have this one student, he's a really nice boy and all.

But see, he's not like most little boys. He has thing for girly stuff- like fairies, and Minnie Mouse and Pink. I don't suppose it's anything serious.

Why can't he play with his sisters dolls & grow up macho? I don't see the big deal. Don't let society mould you! Embrace yourself!

So one day, before class started he said to me...

Boy : Wait wait. I want to get my toy to sit on top of the piano and watch me play
Me : ok ok, go
*scampers back a few minutes later*
Me : Power Ranger? Since when you play with Power Rangers?


Me : I thought you don't like boy stuff?
Boy : I don't..
Me : But isn't this a boy toy?
Boy : No, that's yellow Power Ranger. Kimberley- she's a girl...
Me : Really? *inspects toy*
Boy : Ya, see, she got breasts...





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Monday, May 07, 2007

To my married friends

For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (pause), and so say all of us


I won't say "Go forth and multiply' because it's just too cliche.

So I'll say,

"May you have the urge to merge &
That many Junior Jin's would emerge
Have fun, but not too much
Or you would end up in a crutch"






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