the tan's of lisa

Honesty, the best policy

From a menu in some cafe : Water with lemon? Pretty honest if you ask me.




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posted by lisathetan @ 9:52 AM 0 comments

Tiffany! You take my breath away

Elsa Peretti® Open Heart pendant. Round brilliant diamond, carat total weight .03.
Sterling silver. 16" long.
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posted by lisathetan @ 10:16 AM 0 comments

11 people- 10 men and 1 woman were clinging to a rope hanging down from a helicopter. They decided one person had to let go or they would all die.

The woman gave a touching speech about how she would give up her life to save the others because females were used to making sacrifices for their husbands and their children and not did not expect anything in return.

When she had finished speaking, all the men clapped.




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It's another Wedding!

When they told me I was to be maid of honour- I realized it's time I did something, QUICK! So I grabbed Envyo(the other brides maid) and checked us both into the nearest gym.

I think it's a security thing. You feel more confident when you see that card peeking out of your purse. Whether you actually lose any weight or not is besides the point. A confident woman, is a thin woman! Correct?

The final fitting...

If there's one thing I've learnt it's, never ever refer to him as the tailor, its the designer- and remember that! The Designer- Kris Wong. Quite the whiz.

I wondered what it feels like to have a gf with the perfect body. So I decided to try it out.

And Envyno wanted to know what it feels like to have a gf with perfect boobs. "There you go, clasp your hands right thereeee.."

Out of the jeans into The Dress....Green is the new Pink, which was the new Black.

And finally, the gorgeous gorgeous bride! That's what you call 'SexyBack', Justin Timberlake can sau pei.

Oooooooohhh! Dontcha just love weddings? I is excited!!


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This blog leaves much to be desired.

It's the same feeling you get after a bland, cold Japanese meal. You just wanna run off to Heng Kee BakKutTeh and gorge your face with some oily, fatty chunky PORK.

I owe myself an apology. Yes.

But to be blatantly honest, I can't keep up with this mad blog rat race. Stamina is I have no.

Every nicompoop(or not) owns a blog.

It's just like tattoos/losing your virginity.
Right?

Not cool anymore.

You throw a stone, you hit 10 bloggers. YAWN.

And what do you get?

scroll. picture in a club
scroll scroll. picture in a club with 5girls who like carbon copies of each other
scroll scroll scroll. picture of self in 15 different angles.

What's new laaa...

People not shy to confess that they are cam whores wan meh? I feel the word 'cam whore' is being prostituted. No pun intended. But I shy wan lor...

It's getting tiring. I'm not jealous of Kenny Sia, but I want to diss him. Because I think he's trying too hard. To the point where it's just not amusing.period. Well, whatever keeps the money rolling in eh?

That's why I read Karen Cheng every so often to remind myself of the reason why blogs were even created. She's some wholesome healthy family fun for everyone!

Speaking of family fun. I hope you are not under the impression that I love posting ridiculous pictures of my parents. But really, they can be the most fascinating sight sometimes.

Yes, this is my fathers stomach. Yes, he drew it himself. And yes, he really thought it was very funny. No, he's not really that fat.




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