the tan's of lisa

when in doubt, make jokes.

I've been you know, *flicks hair* like, really busy.
So, here- have some jokes...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So, why the long face?"

A polar bear, a giraffe and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A pony walks into a bar and says "Bartender, may I have a drink?" Bartender says "What? I can't hear you. Speak up!" "May I please have a drink?" "What? You have to speak up!" "Could I please have a drink?" "Now listen, if you don't speak up I will not serve you." "I'm sorry, I'm just a little hoarse."

Celine Dion walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So, why the long face?"

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posted by lisathetan @ 8:53 AM